“Sarcasm is my only defense”

theaverageghost:

fingerbangg:

This is legitimately creepin me out man..

Reasons I don’t sleep #27

cowboybeboop:

h0odrich:

africans:

he looks like a joint

what the fuck kind of joints do you roll

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

burritwo:

adrians:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

adrians:

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

nbcemployee:

the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship

stunningpicture:

‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn

#there’s a special place in my heart for rpattz and his complete disinterest in life