“Sarcasm is my only defense”
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn